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Will AI replace United States Attorney jobs? · Latest report #67mgtv5q
Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour legal briefs are just long, expensive ways to say yes.
Federal prosecutor, master of the Motion to Compel.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Prosecuting with perfect, heartless efficiency.
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identifies loopholes in federal statutes instantly
You draft federal indictments and argue cases for the government. You manage endless discovery and legal research.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can navigate the messy, unwritten social politics of a federal courtroom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software now generates all initial indictments without human intervention.
Month 7
High-speed scanners and AI flag relevant evidence in seconds.
Month 16
Language models write your legal arguments better than any clerk.
Year 2.5
Robots handle all pre-trial hearings via secure video feeds.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The Department of Justice replaces all attorneys with JurisLogic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
98 percent
Average billable mental burden
0.002 seconds
Case law retrieval speed
too high
Human error in filings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, now useless.
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