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Will AI replace United States Congressman jobs? · Latest report #izijgcxf
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaign promises are just prompts we can hallucinate for cheaper.
Professional loudmouth with a voting record and a ego.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Policy without the pesky personality.
shred.you▸ LEGISLATEBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
votes on all bills simultaneously
You draft legislation, attend committee hearings, and perform performative outrage on cable news channels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a constituent in the eye and lie with genuine warmth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software writes your speeches and handles constituent replies.
Month 5
Algorithms scan donor trends to dictate your ballot cast.
Month 15
An avatar attends hearings and records your required presence.
Year 2.2
Deepfake models produce custom ads for every single voter.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
A terminal replaces you; nobody notices the difference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
Zero pages
Average legislation read by human
Thirty-two
Corporate lobbyist meetings per week
Point-zero-four
Seconds until automated outrage trigger
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a lucrative book deal.
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