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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA specialized vote-casting machine with an expensive ego and limited logic.
Professional glad-hander with a penchant for town halls
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Efficiency beyond the aisle
glub.youAI▸ LEGISLATEBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates backroom deals in nanoseconds
You draft legislation, balance constituent concerns, and participate in committee hearings to shape federal policy and funding.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique, greasy ability to promise contradictory things to two people simultaneously.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models gauge constituent anger better than your staffers ever could.
Month 11
Secure voting software removes your requirement to physically enter the chamber.
Month 21
Legislation is generated by algorithms optimized for maximum polling success.
Year 2.7
Deepfake avatars manage town halls without ever needing to take a nap.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The electorate realizes that an API is more responsive than an incumbent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero to minimal
Bills passed per session
Excessive
Coffee breaks in cloakroom
Hundreds
Handshakes performed daily
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a lucrative lobbying contract
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