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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour career depends on optics, so we automated the optics.
Professional fundraiser with a side interest in public policy.
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Pass laws without the messy human compromises
brr.you▸ LEGISLATEBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal polling shifts in real-time
You draft legislation, conduct committee hearings, and campaign for reelection. We handle the speechwriting and voter sentiment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still shake a voter's hand and pretend you remember their name.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start writing all your floor statements and tweets.
Month 5
Bots automatically manage donor outreach based on high-frequency polling data.
Month 15
Algorithm-written bills replace human staff drafts in committee markups.
Year 2.2
Deepfake avatars manage constituent relations during remote public feedback sessions.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The legislative process is fully automated with no human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
24 hours
Average filibuster time
60 percent
Percentage of time fundraising
Low
Bill passage efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a lucrative lobbying contract.
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