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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a human interface for a database that hates you.
Professional apologizer for interest rate hikes
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Banking without the awkward small talk
oof.youAI▸ OMNIVAULT FINANCIAL KIOSK V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies loans with zero emotional friction
You juggle deposits, loans, and notary work while pretending that fees are actually helpful for the customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about their bank balance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Biometric scanners replace your need to check messy ID cards.
Month 3
Algorithms decide credit worthiness faster than your gut instinct.
Month 7
The cash drawer is removed as digital wallets take over.
Month 12
Your desk becomes a sleek station with video-call capability.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are replaced by a wall-mounted unit that never needs lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 seconds
Customer eye contact seconds
8 sets
Documents signed per hour
42 daily
Apologies for bank fees
Your severance
One free credit check and a branded stress ball.
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