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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsProcessing human misery into a database row, one spreadsheet at a time.
Professional gatekeeper of the state's very small wallet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cruelty without the coffee breaks.
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denies applications with perfect, cold precision
You verify income data, handle complex case claims, and manage the constant flow of government eligibility documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes grasp the nuance of a chaotic life that breaks a logic gate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
OCR software begins reading your uploaded evidence documents for you.
Week 8
Decision trees start approving standard claims without any human review.
Month 3
Chatbots take over the phone queues to answer routine status inquiries.
Month 5
Algorithms detect fraud signals far faster than any manual check.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.04 seconds
Average decision time
2.4 million
Forms processed daily
Incomplete
Human error rate
Your severance
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