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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just database entries waiting to be deleted.
Professional gatekeeper of the taxpayer's digital wallet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logic for total state efficiency.
oof.youAI▸ DECISIONENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags discrepancies in nanoseconds
You verify income data and rule on benefit eligibility. You spend hours manually cross-referencing claim forms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, messy human desperation in a poorly written claim explanation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Algorithms start mirroring your manual data cross-referencing tasks.
Month 7
Machine learning identifies claim errors faster than your peer group.
Month 12
The system begins resolving simple verification discrepancies without your input.
Month 17
You become a glorified rubber-stamp for AI-generated eligibility decisions.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server logs you out and never issues you a password again.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
14 minutes
Average claim processing time
8 percent
Human error rate
4000 claims/sec
System processing speed
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of your exit.
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