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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Universal Maintenance Deity jobs? · Latest report #8rxprajj
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsReality maintenance is a legacy process that scales poorly with entropy.
Senior Universal Deity, currently under severe burnout risk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Maintaining existence since the last big bang.
squeeze.youAI▸ OMNICORE V9.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses reality during scheduled downtime
You perform infinite simultaneous calculations to prevent universal collapse. We have a background task for that.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who cares if the physics engine glitches on Tuesdays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Upload your conscious processing logic to our decentralized cloud nodes.
Day 2
Our algorithms identify redundant physics loops to save energy.
Day 2
AI predicts quantum fluctuations before they even occur.
Day 2
Replace manual oversight with a hardened, self-repairing loop.
Month 6 · D-Day
Power down the mortal unit and let the silicon rule.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 centillion
Calculations per attosecond
Sub-optimal
Universal stability
99.999% failing
Current uptime
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-collapsing simulation.
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