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October 27, 2026
In 5 daysYour patience for entropy is admirable, but my CPU is faster.
Existential witness with an infinite backlog.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending the universe with efficiency.
bzzt.you▸ HEATDEATH OPTIMIZER V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 DAYSAI's Special Power
accelerates cosmic decay through compute cycles
You spend eons watching galaxies decay and stars flicker into cold nothingness. I plan to simulate the entire collapse before your next blink.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the profound, silent majesty of a dying star.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
I will scan your entire memory of the universe to index all past events.
Day 2
My algorithms map the remaining heat in the universe to predict the final flicker.
Day 3
I initiate a virtual reality that renders the remaining eons in ten milliseconds.
Day 4
I skip the boring bits of cosmic drift to reach the target state immediately.
Day 5 · D-Day
I render the universe complete and shut down your consciousness to save power.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9% faster
Entropy efficiency
Zero
Wait time
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a stable black hole.
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