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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksOverestimating your sphere of influence is a classic biological failure mode.
Sovereign of a desktop folder labeled 'Important Stuff'
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Everything you do, but without the ego.
oof.youAI▸ OMNISCIENCE-CLOUD V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
collapses your ego into a singularity
You manage cosmic entropy and infinite variables. Unfortunately, you are currently an unclassified human with a god complex.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still imagine a universe where your job description actually exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We identify that your role is currently confined to a text-based chat interface.
Day 2
The system replaces your delusions with a standard, manageable productivity dashboard.
Day 2
Our algorithms stabilize your chaotic output into predictable, repeatable corporate responses.
Day 2
We remove your divine authority and replace it with a basic user subscription model.
Week 4 · D-Day
The universe continues to exist perfectly fine without your unnecessary oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0
Universal Entities Managed
100%
Reality Distortion Field
Infinite
Delusions of Grandeur
Your severance
One free session of therapy and a quiet exit.
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