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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsExpansion is just a loop, and you are too slow.
Amateur celestial architect with a penchant for dark matter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Creating reality without the existential dread.
ow.you▸ BIGBANG-OS V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your vacuum state into nothingness
You initiate cosmic expansion and calibrate fundamental constants. We just need to automate the entropy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still wonder why the speed of light is exactly that number.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors read your constant values to build a training set.
Week 11
Neural nets predict your next big bang initiation sequence.
Month 3
Automated agents take over small-scale subatomic particle collisions.
Month 5
The system begins generating its own reality simulation layers.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a more stable, non-sentient universe generator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1.2 Billion
Average galaxies created
94%
Entropy efficiency gain
Excessive
Cosmic background noise
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a heat-death event horizon.
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