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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Universe Destroyer jobs? · Latest report #u2dnhesu
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsEntropy is faster and frankly more thorough than your entire existence.
Cosmic nihilist with a penchant for dramatic flair.
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Total deletion, now with zero emotional baggage.
toast.youAI▸ VOIDSCRIPT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses entire timelines with one keystroke
You collapse dimensions and erase matter. We have a script that does this in milliseconds without the dramatic monologue.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know the perfect timing for a dramatic pause before the final erasure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your destruction logs to train the VoidScript patterns.
Week 9
Sensors detect instability and trigger controlled implosions automatically.
Month 3
VoidScript learns which destruction methods are most efficient.
Month 5
We remove the sound files associated with your dramatic speeches.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the end of all things.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
4.2 billion
Galaxies deleted
0 percent
Existential dread
zero seconds
Monologue duration
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent dimension.
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