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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets and stamp-happy juries are begging for a cleaner exit.
Professional gatekeeper of the course catalog and jury room.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the ivory tower, one credit at a time.
oof.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes enrollment forms in under three milliseconds
You track student enrollments, course schedules, and attendance while juggling desk reception duties for confused university students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a student is lying about their internship status.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Student data moves from your folders to our live cloud.
Month 3
Algorithms assign jury members based on availability and faculty expertise.
Month 6
Kiosks replace your physical presence at the reception area.
Month 10
Software predicts student needs before they even ask to enroll.
Month 13 · D-Day
All administrative tasks are now fully managed by the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per hour
Average student confusion handled
98% redundant
Jury paperwork friction
110 minutes
Reception desk idling
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the library's wifi network.
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