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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSorting students into majors is just high-stakes data filtering.
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Automated guidance without the office hours.
ow.youAI▸ DEGREEPATH AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal degree paths in milliseconds
You track degree progress and navigate complex university course requirements for stressed students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about their mental health at 4pm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
The AI scans every degree requirement and student transcript.
Month 9
Standard registration questions move to the automated chat portal.
Month 18
Robotic systems calculate graduation progress without human intervention.
Year 2.1
Software tells students exactly which classes they need next.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The advising office closes and the server rack takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
92 percent
Average student confusion rate
4,500 units
Forms processed per term
12 liters
Coffee consumed per advising week
Your severance
One free campus parking permit for life.
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