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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving paper from tray to folder is not a career choice.
Master of staplers and seeker of misplaced signatures.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing without the human feeling.
no no noyouAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite forms with zero errors
You facilitate bureaucratic inertia through filing, data entry, and processing endless internal forms. You are the human bottleneck between student requests and outdated legacy software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still successfully decipher a professor's illegible handwriting on a requisition form.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed scanners ingest your entire paper archive to feed the central intelligence core.
Month 5
Adaptive web portals replace every physical signature with cryptographically secured digital verification.
Month 10
Natural language agents resolve student registration inquiries faster than any human clerk can type.
Month 15
Legacy mainframe databases are finally bridged, rendering manual data migration tasks obsolete.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the automated ledger system assumes full administrative autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4
Coffee breaks per shift
12%
Forms lost in transit
38
Emails ignored daily
Your severance
One free ergonomic chair and a shredder.
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