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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to schedule meetings in Outlook is not a career, Dave.
Gatekeeper of the registrar's office and lost mail.
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Automating the ivory tower, one form at a time.
glub.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT PRO V2.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming student inquiries with lethal efficiency
You shuffle department forms and answer repetitive emails about degree requirements. You are the glue of bureaucracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which office door actually opens with that rusted key.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents route student inquiries to automated self-service portals.
Month 4
Optical character recognition converts your paper files into searchable data.
Month 8
Algorithms resolve classroom conflicts faster than any human ever could.
Month 12
Self-correcting scripts manage the departmental budget without human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
The administrative office closes for good as robots take the keys.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
142
Emails answered per day
890
Forms processed per month
4 cups
Average coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the department coffee machine.
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