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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to read between lines is just a delay, not defense.
Gatekeeper of the ivory tower, mostly inbox-bound.
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Perfect class selection at machine speed.
wheee!you▸ ENROLLMENTLOGIC X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand applications in one second
You review applicant files, judge essays, and calculate merit scores. You manage complex enrollment quotas for academic departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the desperate sincerity in a personal statement that masks a low GPA.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models identify authentic stories from generated fluff instantly.
Month 4
OCR agents pull grade data directly into the database automatically.
Month 8
System logic replaces your nuanced judgment on departmental enrollment quotas.
Month 13
The AI selects final candidate cohorts based on historical yield.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the student management system is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42
Essays read per day
1200
Waitlist emails sent
99%
Standardized scores processed
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Admissions Emeritus'.
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