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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsScheduling campus tours is just calendar tetris for the chronically hopeful.
Professional cat-herder of undergraduates and nervous campus tour guides.
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Automated campus engagement for every future enrollee.
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schedules 500 campus tours simultaneously
You manage student volunteers and coordinate campus visits. You bridge the gap between nervous teenagers and university donors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a prospective student's eyes during orientation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated booking system handles all visitor tour requests.
Month 4
A notification app replaces your manual group messaging rituals.
Month 8
Swag bag tracking moves entirely to the CRM software.
Month 13
Algorithms predict which donors need a personal campus tour.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department replaces human coordination with seamless automated visit flow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per tour
42
Emails per prospect
15%
Student group no-shows
Your severance
One branded hoodie and a very enthusiastic handshake.
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