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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsProfessional fundraiser with a robe and a lot of expensive opinions.
Master of ceremonies, donor whisperer, and ceremonial robe wearer.
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The dean that never needs tenure.
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delivers fund-raising speeches without stuttering
You oversee massive budgets, schmooze donors, and manage faculty politics. You represent the institution to the public.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a donor needs to be flattered to sign a check.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software identifies high-probability donors with higher accuracy than a human.
Month 5
Algorithmic budget tracking reveals overspending faster than any board committee.
Month 13
An AI generates nuanced responses to student protests in seconds.
Year 2.1
Projection technology allows remote leadership during ceremonial events.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Institutional governance transfers fully to the decision-engine grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 93.8%
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Budget Deficit Tolerance
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