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April 18, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour institution's branding is mostly just stock photos and despair.
Professional echo chamber architect and campus tour guide.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating prestige where none exists.
ow.you▸ UNIPROPAGANDA V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters student feedback through an irony layer
You juggle graphic design, video editing, and social media while physically begging teenagers to attend your university.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows how to unlock the university's original 2004 brand assets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Template-based design tools replace your manual layout work instantly.
Month 4
AI edits your student testimonials using high-conversion cut patterns.
Month 8
Bots flood your channels with content that mimics genuine interaction.
Month 13
Autonomous kiosks handle student inquiries at fairs far better.
Month 18 · D-Day
The institution shifts all communication tasks to the central algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
minus 12%
student recruitment conversion
4000 per hour
graphic design iterations
infinity
bachelor degree buzzwords used
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the campus library basement.
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