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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour flowery adjectives are the only thing keeping this degree relevant.
Master of academic fluff and presidential ghostwriting.
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Turning ivory tower noise into pure data
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You draft promotional university stories and polish academic projects while ghostwriting presidential speeches for prestige-starved institutional donors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a department head starts lying about their research impact.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized document structures replace your manual formatting rituals.
Month 5
Language models generate presidential remarks based on previous successful speeches.
Month 10
Systems scrape campus news feeds to auto-generate pitches for you.
Month 15
AI-assisted editing tools finalize projects before humans see them.
Month 18 · D-Day
The institution shifts to fully autonomous content production lines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
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Adjectives per paragraph
8
Presidential speech drafts
0.04%
Average donor click-through
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a generic thesaurus.
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