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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou organize the paperwork while the degree loses its value anyway.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of lost digital files.
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Automating the ivory tower, one form at a time.
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files every student registration in three milliseconds
You manage course enrollment spreadsheets, handle student hand-ins, and chase professors for their missing syllabus documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a panicked student is lying about their coursework extension.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models classify student emails to remove your human input.
Month 5
OCR software reads and verifies syllabus submissions without human eyes.
Month 10
Scripts update enrollment databases directly from student portals nightly.
Month 15
Automated agents send reminders until the professor complies with deadlines.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system disables your login and notifies your desk to leave.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Emails per day
4
Coffee cups consumed
89%
Missing syllabus reports
Your severance
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