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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTurning prestigious academic legacy into a streamlined content delivery app.
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automates curriculum approval with cold efficiency
You manage faculty research outputs and student enrollment quotas while chairing endless committee meetings regarding creative curriculum accreditation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific theatre of pretending a committee decision actually matters to anyone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Your department files move into a cloud-based automated filing cabinet.
Month 8
An AI agent starts chairing all curriculum committee sessions instead.
Month 17
Algorithms handle all student throughput and department funding allocation math.
Year 2.1
Automated performance tracking replaces your subjective reviews of academic staff.
Year 3 · D-Day
The university transitions to a fully automated remote-only content delivery platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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Accreditation forms filed
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Meaningful research impact
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