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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour calendar invites are the only thing keeping the lights on.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of departmental secrets.
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Bureaucracy optimized for zero human input.
oof.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocreates passive-aggressive meeting agendas
You manage conflicting schedules, track faculty absences, and enforce administrative policies across chaotic, underfunded university departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which professor is about to throw a tantrum over a syllabus.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition reads every legacy paper file you hoard.
Month 7
Algorithms handle room bookings better than your clunky spreadsheets.
Month 16
Language models write your policy updates and meeting summaries instantly.
Year 2.2
Sensors and text analysis predict department conflicts before you do.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The administrative office closes as the system manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
142
Emails per day
6 daily
Meaningless meetings
minus 40
Department sanity score
Your severance
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