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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour calendar invites are the only thing keeping you relevant today.
Departmental gatekeeper and official keeper of the keys.
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Total bureaucratic efficiency in a sleek box.
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schedules every lecture room without double booking
You manage departmental scheduling and facilitate student organization logistics. Administrative chaos is your primary output.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which office door actually stays locked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software takes over your calendar and room booking tasks.
Month 4
A chat bot handles all student and faculty basic inquiries.
Month 8
Digital agents scan and approve your department expense reports.
Month 13
Orientation materials and event communications are fully automated workflows.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department functions perfectly without a human gatekeeper.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
142
Emails per day
4
Coffee breaks taken
0
Schedule conflicts resolved
Your severance
A vintage stapler and a polite email template.
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