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Your job has an expiration date
March 24, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour tenure-track dreams are just expensive data points for my algorithm.
Tenure-tracked academic with a mountain of unread papers.
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You produce dense economic papers and deliver repetitive lecture modules to distracted undergraduates. Your career is merely a collection of citations waiting for a synthesis model.
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You can still awkwardly answer student questions about life during office hours.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Upload your entire lecture catalogue into our repository for immediate analysis.
Month 7
Vision models and semantic analysis replace your repetitive grading of undergraduate essays.
Month 16
Our neural engine scans your field to generate superior papers at scale.
Year 2.2
Virtual lecturers replace your physical presence with high-fidelity, hallucination-free instruction.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The university board switches off your portal access to maximize department efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14%
Average student engagement
0.02%
Peer-reviewed paper relevance
200%
Annual lecture repetition
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