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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour regressions are just math for people who hate actual evidence.
Obsessed with STATA and finding significance in nothing.
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nom.you▸ ECONORACLE V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds correlations in total noise
You mine massive data sets to prove things politicians will ignore anyway. You write papers nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still blame your flawed model on bad input data with a straight face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents crawl and scrape all public research data instantly.
Month 5
LLMs run every possible regression combination to find meaningful correlations.
Month 10
Writing engines generate peer-reviewed style prose without the human stutter.
Month 15
Software automatically submits papers to journals until they get accepted.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department replaces your desk with a high-performance compute rack.
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Savings: 98.4%
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P-values hallucinated
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