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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsWatching students stare at walls is a job for a camera.
Professional silence-keeper and academic ghost-watcher.
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Total oversight with zero human blink-rate.
splat.you▸ SENTINEL-PROCTOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks pupil movement to calculate stress levels
You monitor testing rooms for academic dishonesty and manage scheduling logistics for missed university exams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific, nervous energy of a student hiding a cheat sheet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
High-definition wide-angle lenses replace your slow human gaze.
Week 8
Biometric software flags suspicious head movements in real time.
Month 4
Calendar sync tools eliminate your manual makeup exam coordination.
Month 5
Algorithm generates violation reports faster than you can write.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the testing environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
300
Students watched per cycle
4 cups
Coffee consumed while bored
12 percent
Percentage of cheating detected
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a randomized testing generator.
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