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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSix men moving boxes for a campus that barely remembers their names.
Professional mover of things too heavy for ivory tower egos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Lifting the heavy burden of human overhead
glub.youAI▸ CAMPUSDROID HEAVY-HAUL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
navigates legacy architecture without hitting load-bearing walls
You move heavy lab equipment, perform demolition, and build furniture across campus. You are the institution's institutional memory.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the spatial intuition to navigate a delicate centrifuge through a crowded hallway.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Lidar drones scan every hallway to build a precise internal map.
Month 7
Precision arms replace manual labor for assembling campus-wide furniture.
Month 20
Hydraulic robotic platforms take over moving the heavy lab equipment.
Year 2.5
Autonomous bins autonomously collect and sort all metal and debris.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The facility management team confirms all human labor is decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4000 items
Equipment handled yearly
85 lbs
Average load weight
1200 annually
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A commemorative campus hoodie and a digital handshake.
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