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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts haunting the university's empty, broken coffers.
Professional cat-herder of PhD-level budget illiteracy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing books before you finish your coffee.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUDITBOT UNI-SERIES▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles every ledger line in three seconds
You track grant budgets, reconcile ledgers, and nag professors about their missing expense receipts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grant budget is creatively hiding an unapproved coffee machine purchase.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR scanners instantly flag missing receipts from your email inbox.
Month 4
Direct API integration links all university spending to master dashboards.
Month 8
Spending rules are hardcoded into purchasing cards to prevent overruns.
Month 13
The system generates its own compliance reports without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
4,200 annually
Receipts ignored by faculty
112 total
Spreadsheet tabs opened
0.0001 percent
Error margin
Your severance
A one-month pass for the faculty cafeteria.
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