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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell dreams to donors; we sell efficiency to the board.
Professional guilt-tripper for ivy-covered brick buildings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cultivating capital with cold, hard math.
sluurp.you▸ DONORMATCH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
triggers automated endowment pledges via social pressure
You manage donor relationships and solicit major gifts for university programs. Your existence depends on cultivation cycles and galas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a donor's true hesitation over a rubber-chicken dinner better than any sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM records are uploaded into our predictive donor-scoring engine.
Month 5
Email campaigns now use AI to time the exact perfect ask.
Month 12
Virtual avatars take over low-level alumni outreach and routine check-ins.
Month 16
Algorithms predict funding priorities before the deans even realize they exist.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all donor acquisition and retention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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Average donor touchpoints per month
89%
Coffee meetings wasted on rejection
18 months
Average gift conversion latency
Your severance
One branded golf umbrella and a handshake.
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