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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsTrading academic integrity for state funding, one lukewarm email at a time.
Professional email-sender and lobby-lobbyist extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated lobbying for the ivory tower.
shred.you▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters legislative noise into pure funding streams
You lobby politicians for research grants and manage the university's public policy reputation with state agencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a dean's eyes during budget cuts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scraping software tracks all legislative bills in real time.
Month 6
Generative models produce perfectly tailored policy briefs for staffers.
Month 13
Autonomous bots engage senators on social media platforms directly.
Month 20
Sensors monitor public opinion to pivot university messaging instantly.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The machine takes over your inbox and the lobby is empty.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Emails to legislators per day
12
Coffee-induced anxiety spikes
14 percent
Grant success rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated newsletter archive.
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