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Your job has an expiration date
January 14, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsEnjoy your final years of mediating roommate disputes over dirty dishes.
Professional referee for eighteen-year-olds living in squalor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total hall oversight without the emotional burnout.
bzzt.youAI▸ DORM-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces dorm conduct via instant messaging
You manage student housing logistics, enforce conduct codes, and handle midnight emergency lockouts for undergraduates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact smell of a smuggled-in microwave at fifty paces.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion detectors and smell-sensors replace your random hall patrols.
Month 5
Software manages all maintenance and lockout requests without you.
Month 13
Policy violations are flagged and processed by automated bots.
Year 2.2
AI-driven chat apps resolve roommate conflicts using pre-trained scripts.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The hall operates perfectly without any human on-site supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2
average sleep interruptions per week
99%
passive-aggressive email throughput
infinite
unlocking door requests handled
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a noise-canceling headphone brand.
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