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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace University Help Desk Agent jobs? · Latest report #6icak4iw
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are just a human proxy for a forgotten password reset link.
Professional gatekeeper for forgotten credentials and broken printers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before the student complains.
bzzt.you▸ UNISUPPORT BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates password resets at infinite scale
You triage incoming technical requests, manage student account lockouts, and document recurring software errors in a ticketing queue. You are the wall between IT and boredom.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is actually crying instead of just lying about their essay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your knowledge base of troubleshooting scripts is uploaded to a centralized LLM agent.
Week 6
The AI starts auto-closing duplicate tickets before you even open your dashboard.
Month 3
Robot APIs take over password reset workflows by directly querying the university database.
Month 5
You are relegated to monitoring the AI for the one percent of tickets it rejects.
Month 7 · D-Day
The help desk is officially unstaffed and you are invited to browse the alumni portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution speed
12 percent
Human error rate
4 cups
Coffee consumption per shift
Your severance
One free campus parking pass, valid for two weeks.
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