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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour syllabus is just a prompt for a more patient language model.
Adjunct academic, master of caffeine and citation styles.
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Degrees without the pesky office hours.
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grades 500 essays in three seconds
You grade essays and lecture on film theory while chasing a doctoral degree. We automate the classroom.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is genuinely confused versus just scrolling TikTok.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models grade your essays with absolute, terrifying consistency.
Month 5
Synthetic avatars deliver perfectly scripted film history lectures every time.
Month 10
Algorithms scan archives and write your papers while you sleep.
Month 16
Course management platforms now run themselves without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department retires all physical faculty roles for permanent digital integration.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000
Essays graded per hour
100%
Student eye contact loss
12,000
Research papers hallucinated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own lecture notes.
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