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Will AI replace University IT Support jobs? · Latest report #mhxy4uru
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPublic sector security is just a slow countdown to a firmware update.
IT support who believes tenure protects against the future.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate fix for human-level incompetence.
ow.youAI▸ ADMINBOT CAMPUS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes every hard drive simultaneously
You deploy hardware and patch software for university staff. The job ends when ticketing portals gain autonomy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a printer is about to break just by the sound.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorises issues and provides instant links to knowledge bases.
Month 4
Laptops now auto-repair their own corrupted software configurations.
Month 8
Vending machines replace your physical laptop and peripheral depots.
Month 13
Sensors identify failing RAM before you even know it exists.
Month 18 · D-Day
The administrative network terminates your login credentials permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.02 seconds
Ticket response time
Zero friction
User password resets
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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