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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace University IT Support Specialist jobs? · Latest report #sxvm4ni6
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job security is just an update cycle you have not yet survived.
IT support hero, currently sheltered by administrative inertia.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticket resolution for the ivory tower.
wheee!you▸ CAMPUSDESK V.8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remote wipes all local workstations instantly
You provision computers, install software, and troubleshoot employee technical issues in a campus environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a faculty member is lying about spilling coffee on the motherboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Users reset their own passwords via a self-service verification bot.
Week 12
Software automatically pushes updates and patches without manual human intervention.
Month 6
Smart agents identify hardware failures before the user even reports them.
Month 9
All remaining user queries are handled by conversational AI modules.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes entirely self-healing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket response
142
Users annoyed daily
4 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A decommissioned beige computer tower and a handshake.
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