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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour screwdriver is no match for a cloud-connected diagnostic port.
IT fixer for people who forget their own passwords.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticket resolution and hardware diagnostics.
squeeze.you▸ CAMPUSFIX-V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes every device on campus simultaneously
You triage hardware failures and resolve basic user account access issues for students and stressed faculty.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can calm down a frantic professor after their laptop dies.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor hardware health and alert the system to failures.
Month 5
AI chatbots resolve common password and access issues without humans.
Month 10
Self-service drop-off units replace the physical help desk counter.
Month 15
Automated arms in the lab handle modular laptop component repairs.
Month 18 · D-Day
The campus network autonomously maintains itself without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Under 3 minutes
Ticket resolution time
Zero
Screwdriver usage
None
Coffee breaks
Your severance
A decommissioned student laptop and one free ethernet cable.
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