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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour tenure is just a slow-moving error code in the cloud.
Professional reader of slides and email ghosting expert.
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Infinite patience for even the dullest lecture.
stretchy.youAI▸ ACADEMIBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly monotone lectures on loop
You prepare repetitive slide decks and lecture to students who are watching TikToks behind their laptops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a room of students stops caring.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI gathers the best course content from across the globe.
Month 5
Vision models scan and grade essays faster than any human.
Month 13
AI chat agents answer student queries with perfect recall.
Year 2.2
Interactive avatars replace the need for physical seminar presence.
Year 3 · D-Day
The campus goes fully digital and you are finally redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 per hour
Students sleeping per lecture
zero
Slides updated since 2012
400 plus
Emails ignored per semester
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