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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou get paid to recite syllabus text an LLM already memorized.
Professional echo chamber for students and tired marathoners.
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You deliver lectures to distracted students and provide generic training plans to runners via smartphone apps.
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You can sense when a runner is genuinely burnt out just by their stride rhythm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models score student papers before they reach your desk.
Month 4
Adaptive software generates custom lectures tailored to student attention metrics.
Month 10
Wearables feed biometric data directly into adaptive training algorithm arrays.
Month 16
Deepfake avatars handle student queries with perfectly calibrated institutional indifference.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department replaces your contract with a static, perpetually updated knowledge-base.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
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