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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour lecture slides are just reading aloud to a silent room.
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delivers engaging lectures to empty classrooms
You recite dense research to distracted students and attend endless committee meetings about department budgets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a student stops paying attention.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-fidelity digital recordings replace your repetitive morning lecture cycle.
Month 5
Sophisticated language models handle all essay marking and student inquiries.
Month 13
Algorithms determine departmental spending without committee input or bureaucracy.
Year 1.9
System agents aggregate your field data into peer-reviewed publications.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The campus goes fully autonomous and the human faculty retires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42 percent
Students sleeping per lecture
18 sessions
Meaningless meetings per week
99 percent
Papers ignored by peers
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