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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour nuanced contract analysis is just a very slow regex search.
Professional reader of very long, boring Swedish agreements.
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Automated compliance for academic environments
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deletes your entire document history
You draft research agreements and handle labor disputes. You spend your days reviewing endless policy documents and emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a dean is clearly hiding something.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI categorizes every contract in your archives by risk level.
Month 10
Templates replace your custom-written research collaboration agreements.
Month 20
A bot filters all incoming inquiries and drafts the responses.
Year 2.5
Real-time updates to Swedish law are applied automatically to policies.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority over all university legal matters.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
100%
Billable hours saved
4000x faster
Contract throughput
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a legal research database.
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