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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lecture notes are just raw training data for the future.
Linguistics expert chasing citations in a crumbling ivory tower.
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answers student queries with zero empathy
You deliver lectures on syntax and theory while chasing elusive research grants for obscure language studies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle irony in a student's question during office hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Algorithms generate your lecture slides and reading lists overnight.
Month 10
Software writes grant proposals that actually get approved.
Month 20
Visual models grade essays faster than your eyes can scan.
Year 2.5
Your presence is rendered as a responsive digital hologram.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The institution realizes the machine is cheaper and more available.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
42 percent
Average student attendance
12 per year
Grant application rejections
too many
Unread research papers
Your severance
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