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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour lectures are just podcasts with fewer listeners and more tenure.
Tenured pedant with a passion for IPA symbols.
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nom.you▸ SYNTAX-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers nuanced lectures to empty classrooms
You explain syntax and phonemes to students who stare blankly while you grade endless stacks of essay exams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific regional dialect defies your own structural rules.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your syllabus and lecture notes are scanned into our core model.
Month 5
Pattern-matching software marks every student essay in under three seconds.
Month 10
A high-fidelity projection handles the teaching while you stay home.
Month 15
Our AI writes and submits papers faster than your department head.
Month 19 · D-Day
The university archives your tenure file and deletes your login access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 percent
Student engagement percent
18 hours
Hours grading per week
99 percent
Research papers unread
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our peer-review auto-generator.
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