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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTeaching entrepreneurs how to fail is a service better left to algorithms.
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projects perfect simulations of hypothetical market failures
Delivers lectures on business theory and coaching engineering students in professional soft skills and market strategy.
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You can sense when a student is lying about why their project is late.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest all your lecture notes and slide decks.
Month 6
Software agents handle student questions about soft skills via chat.
Month 15
Computer vision models score student pitches based on set rubrics.
Year 2
The department replaces physical seminars with interactive high-fidelity video streams.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The institution officially retires human-led business training modules.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Falling annually
Student engagement score
Too many
Hours spent grading
42 percent
Lecture drift coefficient
Your severance
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