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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsSolving for x while students solve for the exit sign.
Expert in non-linear algebra and avoiding department meetings.
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The lecture never needs a coffee break.
no no noyouAI▸ MATHCORE PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
derives infinite proofs in a single click
Delivers complex calculus lectures and grades endless problem sets. Manages research publications while office hours go ignored.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their homework is late.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent marks your problem sets with perfect consistency.
Month 6
High-res holograms deliver your curriculum better than you ever could.
Month 15
Adaptive software rewrites the syllabus based on real-time pass rates.
Year 2
Chatbots answer office hour questions instantly without any awkward pauses.
Year 3 · D-Day
The campus server is permanently upgraded to delete your position.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
412
Unread emails from students
9 billion
Equations solved per microsecond
Your severance
One lifetime supply of red ink pens.
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