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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsSolving complex equations while your relevance approaches zero.
Tenured architect of abstract thought and office-hour despair.
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toast.you▸ THEOREMPROVER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
derives elegant proofs from thin air
You prove theorems, grade thousands of problem sets, and lecture undergraduates who are mostly checking their phones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the beauty of a flawed proof that no machine would ever generate.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software instantly flags every arithmetic error in student problem sets.
Month 5
AI models generate perfectly tailored, interactive math lessons for students.
Month 13
Compute clusters verify and formalize new mathematical theorems in seconds.
Year 2.1
Neural nets replace human review of academic papers for consistency.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The institution shifts entirely to high-speed AI-led mathematics instruction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
12,000
Proofs derived per hour
4 minutes
Undergrad attention span
High
Chalk dust lung risk
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