Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace University Media Technician jobs? · Latest report #n8mpvywy
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching theory is easy, but automated grading handles your students better.
Technical support by day, academic theory seeker by night.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Campus facility management minus the human friction.
bzzt.you▸ ACADEMIBOT TECH-ADMIN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-loads camera kits before students arrive
You manage equipment loans and teach technical film skills to university students. You also balance academic research duties.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about breaking a camera lens.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID tags track every tripod and camera automatically.
Month 4
Interactive AI modules teach cinematography instead of live demos.
Month 10
Smart lockers handle all equipment rentals without a technician.
Month 20
Vision models grade student film shots for technical accuracy.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The campus centralizes all lab management into a cloud interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
near zero
Equipment loss rate
100 percent
Theory lecture consistency
instant feedback
PhD progress oversight
Your severance
One free trial of a commercial film editing suite.
Discussion
