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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lectures are just podcasts that students skip for faster ones.
Tenure-track dreamer with a stack of unread journals.
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You deliver complex neuroscience lectures and grade research papers while managing lab grants and student supervision.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a single student with a off-hand comment during office hours.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your course reading lists in mere seconds.
Month 5
Neural networks grade essays with more consistency than your morning coffee.
Month 13
Interactive chatbots answer student questions without needing a lunch break.
Year 2
Holographic professors replace the podium with flawless, repeating data streams.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The university archives your tenure and powers down your office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 percent
Students sleeping per lecture
89 percent
Grant applications rejected
18 weekly
Hours spent writing emails
Your severance
One free subscription to a rival learning platform.
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