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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour complex spreadsheets are just noise for our optimization engine.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of departmental secrets.
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splat.you▸ CAMPUSCONTROL CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates departmental budget approval in milliseconds
You oversee facility maintenance, handle department budgets, and mediate administrative disputes. You keep the university machinery running daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a faculty member is lying about their budget request.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your logs to map every campus process.
Month 6
Maintenance requests route directly to bots instead of your inbox.
Month 12
The AI model sets department spending limits without committee approval.
Month 16
Building security systems move to a fully automated cloud identity.
Year 2 · D-Day
Campus operations run perfectly without any human administrative input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
142
Emails per day
8 weekly
Budget squabbles resolved
Excessive
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the campus library basement.
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